[0:01:01] partner StreamElements: GreatSphynx is now live! Streaming Battlefield 3: Finishing BF3 + maybe more 

[0:01:33] H00dz: SourPls

[0:01:46] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: (ditto)

[0:02:03] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: doodle greats8Dab

[0:02:09] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: hey y'all! TransgenderPride TransgenderPride

[0:02:13] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: greats8Dab

[0:02:16] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: yo flint 

[0:02:24] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: grape spanx 

[0:02:35] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: great spynx? 

[0:02:36] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: more like 

[0:02:38] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: gay twinks 

[0:02:43] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: greats8Rly

[0:03:32] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: nobody i know is in chat yet smh 

[0:03:41] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: probably gonna be a quiet night 

[0:04:08] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: O hey its that guy bumHi

[0:04:13] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: yo virtua 

[0:04:18] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: I just want to challange scoot to a fist fight 

[0:04:20] H00dz: God I love the 80's reverb snare 

[0:04:27] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: SourPls

[0:04:31] vip snackalope: limesLurk

[0:04:36] broadcaster subscriber sub-gifter GreatSphynx: yosnack 

[0:04:41] vip snackalope: howdy 

[0:06:04] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: how dare you make me choose between you and BF3 

[0:06:07] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: alone on a friday night? how pathetic 

[0:06:12] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: also you're not showing up live on discord 

[0:06:30] joeybabaganoosh: I've done that 

[0:06:32] absyynth_: hi everyone! limesHi

[0:06:44] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: stomach TB 

[0:06:49] vip snackalope: oh damn limesS

[0:06:53] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: hey abby you're a gay 

[0:06:54] vip snackalope: tumbago 

[0:06:59] theFXexpert: pogonaWut oh dear 

[0:07:01] joeybabaganoosh: oh no 

[0:07:06] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: no more chicken sashimi for you 

[0:07:08] absyynth_: flint how dare you 

[0:07:13] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: vineRizon @flitnlockphilly 

[0:07:21] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: hey sphynx 

[0:07:23] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: how are you 

[0:07:28] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: greats8Dab

[0:07:40] joeybabaganoosh: no gamer diaper 

[0:07:41] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: @absyynth_ oh yeah? why don't you come say that to my face irl 

[0:07:50] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: tfw not a diaper streamer :(

[0:07:53] joeybabaganoosh: razer 

[0:07:57] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: Razer 

[0:07:59] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: axe 

[0:08:00] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: EA 

[0:08:01] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: they have a tramp stamp logo 

[0:08:02] vip snackalope: whoever makes gamer goo 

[0:08:04] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: youre not a real gamer unless you got a hole cut in your chair with a filthy bucket underneath it 

[0:08:07] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: madcatz 

[0:08:09] absyynth_: @flitnlockphilly limesS

[0:08:13] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Diaper microtransactions 

[0:08:17] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: ROCCAT 

[0:08:19] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: 100% axe, the body spray company 

[0:08:21] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: yes 

[0:08:21] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: welp 

[0:08:28] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: rip getting sponsored by them 

[0:08:30] vip subscriber premium thiicassthorax: @absyynth_ meet me irl I'll kiss you 

[0:08:43] H00dz: Poop chair, love it 

[0:08:45] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: Corsair RGB gamer catheter LUL

[0:08:54] absyynth_: flint pls 

[0:08:57] vip bits-charity Majestur: I EMERGE from my binge of watching two brainyots playing the same game 

[0:09:06] subscriber bits-charity hyperhedgehog2k1: betofield tree greats8Dab

[0:09:14] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: you have... 

[0:09:20] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: 3 and half missions left I believe? 

[0:09:23] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: one sec 

[0:09:34] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: My weed smells like grape runts 

[0:09:36] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: am i going to die 

[0:09:48] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: oh wait 

[0:09:50] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: no im mega wrong 

[0:09:56] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: you have like 1 and a half 

[0:10:30] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Oh boy is it going be the fun BF4 thing we talked about earlier greats8Pog

[0:11:15] absyynth_: limesDab

[0:11:23] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: you could totally live without gamers 

[0:11:24] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Booooo 

[0:11:27] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: unsubbed vineRizon

[0:11:28] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: in fact it would be preferable 

[0:11:33] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: because that means i wouldnt exist 

[0:11:58] vip snackalope: that sounds..kinda..good 

[0:12:10] joeybabaganoosh: triple flavor chips 

[0:12:20] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: hang on a second 

[0:12:24] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: you grow your own weed 

[0:12:27] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: and eat cheetos 

[0:12:29] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: vineThink

[0:14:21] H00dz: We don't get any of the cool flavours of cheetos here :(

[0:14:23] vip snackalope: weetos 

[0:14:30] absyynth_: cheetos suck 

[0:14:32] canned_bread_quico: @GreatSphynx Do you smoke weed Sphynx? 

[0:15:01] vip snackalope: :)

[0:16:02] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: LUL ? 

[0:16:16] subscriber bringodenny: i did :)

[0:17:10] canned_bread_quico: @GreatSphynx That's the MC from the Russian part of the campaign and you're supposed to shoot your captain 

[0:17:13] joeybabaganoosh: cool game 

[0:17:15] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: god gamer sphynx 

[0:17:56] canned_bread_quico: @GreatSphynx Stray shots :)

[0:18:11] H00dz: cool story game 

[0:18:25] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: sphynx is shitting his insides out 

[0:18:29] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: so he will become inside out 

[0:18:36] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: the Chad Dima 

[0:18:42] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: The Virgin, whoever you're playing as 

[0:18:51] joeybabaganoosh: but the drama 

[0:18:57] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: this is the final mission btw 

[0:19:03] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: yep 

[0:19:03] canned_bread_quico: @GreatSphynx What, you not being able to use the right mouse button? 

[0:19:45] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: So I highly suggest, 

[0:19:48] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: highly highly suggest 

[0:19:53] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: you fail the last QTE of the game 

[0:20:10] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: rip france btw 

[0:20:28] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: yes 

[0:20:42] canned_bread_quico: Why did they make Montes look like Mike Mattei in this cutscene @GreatSphynx 

[0:20:55] H00dz: Isnt that dude from law and order? 

[0:21:37] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: that train thing doesnt make sense in hindsight 

[0:21:44] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: couldn't they just change the lines 

[0:21:51] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: or straight up stop them 

[0:22:52] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: so the man you just face desked 

[0:23:00] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: shows up in BF4 

[0:23:04] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: little handy hands 

[0:23:11] subscriber bringodenny: goblin stance 

[0:23:12] canned_bread_quico: @Dragoneye77 I think the thing is that the CIA dudes don't believe there's any nuke in NY 

[0:23:19] subscriber rivrcom: greats8Dab

[0:23:21] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: looks like thriller zzombie hands 

[0:23:29] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: there was fucking nothing in that dumpster 

[0:23:34] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: what broke your fall? 

[0:23:34] theFXexpert: what a soft dumpster :)

[0:23:36] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: sheet metal? 

[0:23:58] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: its a good thing blackburn is a fucking ant 

[0:24:00] subscriber rivrcom: good morning :)

[0:24:32] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: but it sed no tresspassing! 

[0:24:32] vip snackalope: ooooo u did a illegal 

[0:24:36] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: YEET 

[0:24:37] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: rip shotgun you just got 

[0:24:44] canned_bread_quico: How come these CIA dudes or anyone elese didn't notice a bunch of masked Russian terrorists inside the NYC subway system 

[0:24:57] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: so how is he not dead 

[0:25:01] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: i still wonder why you bother kicking him out instead of just shooting him once you have him in a vulnerable position 

[0:25:13] vip partner Vidyabum: isn't he green 

[0:25:14] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Solomon just misses a nearly point blank shot 

[0:25:44] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Ooooh holo f2000 

[0:26:03] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: no 

[0:26:30] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Its the QTE during the fist fight in times square 

[0:26:47] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: when he goes for the .... 

[0:26:49] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: solomon strokes me as a lad who talks shit but hasnt ever actually fired a gun, only held it. but i havent been paying attention to the plot so maybe hes more versed and just didnt hit you because plot 

[0:27:13] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: like hell kill a man, but he cant aim past like 3 meters 

[0:27:34] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: F2000 evolved into a Scar-H 

[0:27:35] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: holy shit 

[0:27:38] canned_bread_quico: Why is Solomon speaking english to his generic ambiguous goons? 

[0:28:01] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: outsourced muscle, english is the common language they all speak? 

[0:28:05] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: or just bad writing 

[0:28:33] canned_bread_quico: @Dragoneye77 I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be picking up a different gun that he didn't have before 

[0:28:50] canned_bread_quico: @Dragoneye77 and he lost the previous one in the blast 

[0:29:27] joeybabaganoosh: sewer sweeper 

[0:29:27] H00dz: When was this game release? anyone know? 

[0:29:41] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: how did he find you? 

[0:30:18] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Wow this mission is a lot shorter than I remember 

[0:30:32] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: F 

[0:30:39] canned_bread_quico: So, is this all an elaborate CIA false flag plot to start a war with Russia, is that it? 

[0:30:47] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: lmao dude didnt count his rounds 

[0:31:06] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: its the QTE when he goes for the tube looking thing 

[0:31:14] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: its like the very end when hes walking away 

[0:31:59] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: why are civvies watching what is clearly a deadly altercation 

[0:32:04] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: like a man just got shot 

[0:32:09] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: and theyre jsut standing there 

[0:32:09] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: tbh thats true to real life 

[0:32:16] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: here it comes 

[0:32:17] PrisSeurat: Heck him up PunOko

[0:32:28] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Bad end vineRizon

[0:32:31] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: LUL

[0:32:33] PrisSeurat: oh no 

[0:32:44] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Oh thats odd 

[0:32:48] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: its 

[0:32:51] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: suppose to 

[0:33:14] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: 420 VapeNation

[0:33:43] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: just as disorientating as real life 

[0:33:45] TheHylianGuard: This is like watching someone fight in VR 

[0:34:02] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: random brick 

[0:34:04] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: in the middle of the road 

[0:34:06] joeybabaganoosh: brick is op pls nerf 

[0:34:18] PrisSeurat: omg yes 

[0:34:20] PrisSeurat: this is amazing 

[0:34:20] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: i missed it 

[0:34:24] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: yes LUL

[0:34:25] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: did someone clip it? 

[0:34:26] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: A 

[0:34:39] H00dz: shit i missed it 

[0:34:46] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: 6X9/420 

[0:34:50] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Mr Sphynx 

[0:34:56] moderator subscriber premium atax105: hi

[0:34:59] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: im going do something vineRizon

[0:35:16] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: I'm going gage chat 

[0:35:22] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: https://www.strawpoll.me/18243231 

[0:35:29] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Kappa

[0:35:35] moderator subscriber premium atax105: gauge them too 

[0:35:53] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: yes 

[0:36:02] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: Clap

[0:36:03] subscriber rivrcom: A :)

[0:36:04] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: god gamer 

[0:36:08] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: https://clips.twitch.tv/StupidLazyAyeayeOMGScoots 

[0:36:17] canned_bread_quico: So, sequel hook ending? 

[0:36:22] theFXexpert: Clap

[0:36:27] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: well thats surprisingly equal 

[0:36:36] PrisSeurat: 50/50 god dammit 

[0:36:58] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: you didnt play it vineRizon

[0:37:02] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: you dont have the guns fam 

[0:37:25] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: A pose gang

[0:37:35] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: https://www.strawpoll.me/18243231 

[0:37:36] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: greats8Dab

[0:37:44] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Wow 

[0:37:46] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: rude 

[0:37:47] subscriber bringodenny: :)

[0:37:56] canned_bread_quico: Is this from the game? 

[0:38:06] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: what the fuck do you mean hurdy gurdy 

[0:38:06] H00dz: ERN HERN 

[0:38:07] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Oh I know where this is from 

[0:38:17] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: harmonica is nothing like hurdy gurdy 

[0:38:19] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: I'm pretty sure this is in the Humvee at the start 

[0:38:19] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: fucking heathen 

[0:38:36] Aavruichx: WOULD U FUCKIN PLAY MULTIPLAYER? 

[0:38:47] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: no 

[0:38:50] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: hand crank strings 

[0:38:55] TheHylianGuard: Dice babies, aka the game's fanbase Kappa

[0:39:01] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: ShadyLulu

[0:39:15] Aavruichx: aha 

[0:39:21] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: :(

[0:39:21] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: hurdy gurdies are totally different in their structure and production of sound 

[0:39:44] subscriber bringodenny: g r a p h i c s 

[0:39:45] Aavruichx: aweseom 

[0:39:58] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: its a bunch of strings against a cylinder that vibrates the strings via a hand crank. the notes re changed via keys 

[0:39:59] TheHylianGuard: I saw Visceral games in the credits earlier. May they rest in piece 

[0:40:01] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: lmao 

[0:40:05] TheHylianGuard: pieces* 

[0:40:11] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: man im glad the IT department is getting the credit it deserves Kappa

[0:40:13] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: i dont know a ton about hurdy gurdies actually, but i think theyre neat 

[0:41:03] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: man 

[0:41:05] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: equal again 

[0:41:07] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: via keys that shorten the melodic strings to pitch* 

[0:41:13] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: i didnt finish that statement 

[0:41:25] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: wait 

[0:41:31] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: lol 

[0:41:35] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: holy shit the same song again 

[0:41:41] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: LUL

[0:41:48] subscriber bringodenny: :)

[0:41:51] TheHylianGuard: They probably thought you'd have skipped by now 

[0:41:58] subscriber bringodenny: big smile energy 

[0:42:02] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Cheeto ASMR 

[0:42:35] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: lmao what a fucking time to live in 

[0:42:43] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: just 3d print a cheeto 

[0:42:46] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: this is clearly the aftermath of the harambe cheeto or whatever the fuck it was 

[0:42:54] joeybabaganoosh: extra crispy 

[0:42:56] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: lol the what 

[0:43:18] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: its the straight shaped one 

[0:43:30] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: how the hell are these credits still going 

[0:43:46] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: @Dragoneye77 https://cdn0.tnwcdn.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2017/02/ebay-harambe-796x398.jpg 

[0:43:59] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: LOL 

[0:44:21] TheHylianGuard: Tomato power! 

[0:44:23] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: tomato P o w e r 

[0:44:26] vip snackalope: delicious 

[0:44:35] vip subscriber Skeletoxin: how did you not know about the uniquely shaped cheeto market 

[0:44:51] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: wow 

[0:44:55] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: someone fucking died making this game 

[0:44:57] TheHylianGuard: All those ingredients went into making this game 

[0:45:00] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: rip 

[0:45:03] joeybabaganoosh: "this promotion has ended"- cheetos 

[0:45:24] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: @GreatSphynx The people have spoken Kappa https://www.strawpoll.me/18243231 

[0:45:31] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: 50/50 lul 

[0:45:37] joeybabaganoosh: ye 

[0:45:49] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: oh never mind 

[0:46:06] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: nvm again 

[0:46:26] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: can you not skip the credits? 

[0:46:34] joeybabaganoosh: bumCheez

[0:46:52] Aavruichx: STOP THIS

[0:47:05] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: Cheese made out of skin milk 

[0:47:08] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: vineRalph

[0:48:17] joeybabaganoosh: no idea 

[0:48:19] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: I have no idea 

[0:48:36] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: KappaHD

[0:48:46] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: back to 50/50 lol 

[0:49:01] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: perfectly balanced 

[0:49:03] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: as all things should be 

[0:49:31] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: new poll :)

[0:49:32] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: https://www.strawpoll.me/18243287 

[0:49:49] H00dz: The cheetos tasted delicious thanks 

[0:50:27] joeybabaganoosh: ooooh 

[0:50:31] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: oh good jams 

[0:50:37] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: SourPls

[0:50:52] PrisSeurat: SourPls

[0:50:58] H00dz: SourPls

[0:51:02] vip premium VirtuaLiteXP: SourPls

[0:51:12] moderator subscriber premium Dragoneye77: vargDuane vargDuane vargDuane vargDuane

[0:51:51] theFXexpert: SourPls

[0:52:17] vip Fluufy: Whats up gang

[0:52:17] vip snackalope: ): 

[0:52:18] subscriber bringodenny: oops :)

[0:52:21] subscriber rivrcom: jermaOld 🎶 

[0:52:48] subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: hoo